National Emergencies

Code Red

Call us when the going gets tough. Like, literally, when your cat's hairball of doom has taken over your living room.

Animal Control Parachute Team

Code Brown

We've got your number. Call us when your toilet's overflowin' and you're in a state of emergency.

Pipe Wizards Latrine Locators

Code Black

We'll send the cavalry. Call us when you're in a high-speed chase through a cornfield.

Road Blockaders High-Speed Escapologists

Code Blue

Don't panic. Call us when you're stuck in an elevator, but not the kind that's stuck in the elevator.

Elevator Rescuers Ceiling Crawlers

Code Yellow

We've got the mustard. Call us when the sun's out and you're in a pickle.

Solar Savers Mustard Masters

Code White

We'll send the hazmat squad. Call us when you're in a whiteout, or just need some fancy cleaning supplies.

Hazmat Hazards White Waste Management
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