Warning: This subpackage is for experienced mind controllers only!
Our Advanced Mind Control Subpackage is not for the faint of heart. This package includes features like:
- Telekinetic remote control over 300+ robotic minions
- Advanced neural network hacking tools
- Cerebral wavefront interface for real-time brainwave analysis
But don't just take our word for it! See what other satisfied customers have to say:
"I bought the Advanced Mind Control Subpackage and it changed everything for me. I can control my toaster from 3 miles away!" - John D. MindController
If you're ready to take your mind control skills to the next level, click here to purchase the Intergalactic Mind Control Subpackage. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to access our Mind Control Simulation Subpackage.