Quantum Omelette

A recipe for the discerning quantum physicist

Ingredients:

• 1 cup quantum entanglements
• 2 cups superposition sauce
• 3 cups wavefunction whiskers
• 1/4 teaspoon uncertainty principle
• 1/2 teaspoon Schrödinger's hat
• 1/4 cup quantum foam
• 1/2 cup quantum flux capacitor
• 1/4 cup quantum gravity stabilizer
• 1/2 cup quantum coherence sauce
• 1/4 cup quantum entanglement sauce
• 1/4 cup quantum foam sauce
• 1/4 cup quantum gravity sauce
• 1/4 cup quantum sauce of the gods

Mix all ingredients together in a non-quantum bowl, then apply to a pan of quantum heat. Cook for 7.32 seconds, then serve with a side of Quantum Omelette Recipes.

Quantum Omelette Variations:

• Quantum Omelette Classic
• Quantum Omelette Exotic
• Quantum Omelette Mystery

Warning: Do not attempt to make this recipe without proper understanding of quantum physics. Results may be unpredictable and potentially catastrophic.

// Quantum Omelette Code:
function quantumOmelette() {
  return mix(quantumEntanglements, superpositionSauce, wavefunctionWhiskers);
}