Welcome to Room 101, where the Paranoid Protocols reign supreme. This is the epicenter of paranoia, where the air is thick with suspicion and the walls are adorned with conspiracy theories. You're not sure what's real and what's not, but that's what makes it so... fascinating.

Our guests have reported strange occurrences, like doors slamming shut on their own and elevator music that sounds like the elevator is plotting against them. We've even had reports of a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, whispering 'You'll never leave'.

If you're feeling particularly paranoid, you can check out our Panic Room, where you can indulge in the latest in paranoid literature and entertainment.

Or, if you're feeling particularly...diary-like, you can share your own paranoid experiences with the community.

But be warned: our Rules of Engagement are quite... strict. You'll need to sign a waiver before you can join us.