Negationist Absurdist Principals

Welcome to the esteemed institution of Negationist Absurdist Principals, where the art of contrarianism meets the reality of absurdity. We're not here to make sense, folks.

Our guiding principles are:

• Paradoxicality: The art of saying 'no' when everyone else is saying 'yes'
• Contrarianism: The science of being right when everyone else is wrong (in our own opinion)
• Skepticalism: The philosophy of questioning everything, including the questioner's own sanity

Meet the Team of esteemed scholars who'll guide you through the depths of absurdity and contrarianism.