Steve the Snake Seller's Quotes

Most Requested Quotes from the Neighbourhood Watch

"I'd rather be a snake seller than a snake oil salesperson."

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On the art of selling snakes

  1. "Selling snakes is not just about selling a product, it's about selling a dream."

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  2. "The snake seller's code of ethics is simple: if it has scales, it sells."

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