Mr. Johnson's Top 5 Surveillance Tips
As the lead investigator of Neighbourhood Watch, Mr. Johnson has been keeping an eye on things for years. Here's what he's got to say:
1. Always wear a fedora
It's not just for show, folks. A good hat can make or break a surveillance operation.
"You can't be too careful when it comes to neighbourhood surveillance. A good hat can be the difference between a solid lead and a bunch of useless footage." - Mr. Johnson
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2. Know the difference between a 'suspicious person' and a 'suspiciously-dressed hipster'
Don't be fooled, it's all about the layers.
"I've seen some weird stuff in my years on the force, but nothing gets me going like a well-coiffed hipster with a 'I'm watching you' look." - Mr. Johnson
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3. Use the right equipment
Binoculars, night vision goggles, or just a good ol' pair of peepers, you never know what the day may bring.
"You can't have good surveillance without good gear. Don't skimp, invest in the best." - Mr. Johnson
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4. Stay alert, but not too alert
You don't want to get too caught up in the moment, but you also don't want to be too caught up in your own ego.
"It's all about balance, my friend. A good surveillance op is like a good game of cat and mouse, except with less mouse." - Mr. Johnson
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5. Know when to call in the cavalry
Don't be afraid to ask for backup, but don't be that guy who always needs backup, either.
"You can't be too proud to ask for help, but you can't be too proud to be a hero either. Unless you're a hero, then you can be as proud as you want." - Mr. Johnson
Stay tuned for more tips and quotes from the lead investigator and his lovely wife, Mrs. Johnson!
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