Case #LEI-001: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Lead Investigator's Notes:
- Initial Report: 12/02/2023 09:45
- Last Update: 12/02/2023 09:50
The evidence is mounting, and I'm telling you, it's a SOCIAL HUMAN EXPERIMENT!
Here are the key findings:
- Sock 1: Missing
- Sock 2: Found, but with a mysterious stain
- Sock 3: Located in the fridge, with a note that says "Do not eat me!"
Stay vigilant, citizens. We must get to the bottom of this.