MURK TECHNIQUE: THE ART OF NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

MURK stands for Mysterious Unseen Residents of the Known. It's a technique used by our elite team of highly trained agents to observe and report any suspicious activity in the neighborhood.

Effectiveness: 97.42%

Our team is equipped with the latest in surveillance tech, including:

• MURK-Fu: The ancient art of hiding in a bush and not getting caught.
• Surveillance Gadgets 3000: Because who needs a smartphone when you have a pair of binoculars?
• Cover Story Generator: Because your neighbor is not buying it when you tell them you're just "reorganizing your sock drawer"...