Welcome to the most unorthodox neighbourhood watch program in the world! Our team of experts has been observing your every move, analysing your every thought, and judging your every fashion choice.
We've got our eyes on you, and we're not afraid to share.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun! We promise not to judge you too harshly... unless you're wearing pleated pants.
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