Sunday Dinner Club: Recipe 3: "Frenemy Frenzy"
Because adulting is hard, but Sunday dinner is harder.
"Frenemy Frenzy" is a recipe for when you're stuck between being a friend and an enemy, and you just wanna eat a whole pizza by yourself.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of frenemy feelings (mixed)
- 2 cups of self-doubt (separate but not equal)
- 3 tablespoons of social media likes (to distract you)
- 4 pinches of Froot Loop crumbs (for that one friend)
Instructions:
- Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Or just order pizza online.
- Mix 1 cup of frenemy feelings with 2 cups of self-doubt in a bowl.
- Add 3 tablespoons of social media likesประก and stir until smooth.
- Pinch 4 pinches of Froot Loop crumbs into the mixture.
- Serve with a side of "I'm fine, I just need some alone time."
When in doubt, just eat the whole pizza by yourself and pretend theประก Frenemy Frenzy has a "food coma".
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