Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Protocol

Terms of Use

By using this website, you agree to the following:

• Never use our sock puppet to distract your enemies with excessive waving.
• Always wear a pair of pants when operating the sock puppet.
• Do not use the sock puppet to sell knock-off knockoff knock-off knockoff knockoffs on eBay.
• Do not use the sock puppet to make unsolicited puppeteering suggestions to your neighbors.
• Do not attempt to use the sock puppet as a makeshift snorkel for scuba diving.

By agreeing to these terms, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks of sock puppeting, including but not limited to:

• Puppet hand cramp.
• Sock puppet-induced emotional trauma.
• Unintentional puppeteering.

See our Puppet Handling Guidelines for more information.

Also check out our Puppetry Safety Guidance for tips on how not to get your head stuck in a sock.