Neighbourhood Watch: Sock Puppet Registry

This is the definitive guide for identifying, cataloging, and controlling the Sock Puppet Population in our fair Neighbourhood.

As of today, we have 12345 Sock Puppets on record, including:

• Socky McSockface - The notorious Sock Puppet Kingpin
• Socky's Minions - A trio of mischievous Sock Puppet siblings
• Other Socky Suspects - A list of Sock Puppets we're still investigating

Warning: Sock Puppets are known to be highly unpredictable and may cause:

• Mysterious sock disappearances
• Unexplained messes
• Unsettling, unblinking stares