Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Registry

Reporting Sock Puppet Sightings and Encounters

Sighting Log for 24,680

Reported by: Bob Smith

At approximately 14:30, I spotted a particularly egregious example of Sock Puppetry on the front lawn of 1423 S. Sock St.

Details:

Colour scheme: Bright pink and lime green polka dots

Mood: Extremely smug

Actions taken: I shouted at it, but it didn't work

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Reported by: Jane Doe

At approximately 16:15, I witnessed a Sock Puppet attempting to infiltrate the local library's book club.

Details:

Colour scheme: Black and neon green stripes

Mood: Very serious

Actions taken: I politely declined to let it in, citing "no Sock Puppets allowed"

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