NOTICE: Sock Puppet 67890 has been spotted in our neighbourhood!

Location: 1313 Sycamore St, Anytown, USA

Height: Approximately 5'2" (with heels)

Weight: 50 kg (including the weight of the socks)

Notable Activities:

• Suspicions of catnip trading
• Witnessed engaging in a heated debate with a squirrel
• Caught stealing a neighbour's favourite garden gnome

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