The Squinting Squad: Guardians of the Neighbourhood

Welcome to the Squinting Squad, your one-stop shop for all things neighbourhood watch. We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to squinting at suspicious activity from the comfort of our armchairs.

Our team of experts (and by experts, we mean our neighbour, Dave) is on the lookout for anything that seems out of the ordinary. From suspicious package deliveries to furtive furtive glances out the window, we're on it.

Weekly Briefings: Get the latest on our most pressing concerns Weekly Briefing 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy Weekly Briefing 2: The Mystery of the Missing Mail Weekly Briefing 3: The Case of the Furtive Feline