Our Squad Communicators

Welcome, fellow neighbourhood watch enthusiasts! This is the epicenter of our squinting squad's operations. We're the eyes and ears of the neighbourhood, and we're always on the lookout for... well, anything that's not exactly as it should be.

Squad Stats:

• Member count: 12 (but who's counting?)
• Mood: Suspicious
• Equipment: Binoculars, walkie-talkies, and an impressive collection of squinting glasses

Subpages:

• Spotting Squad Protocol - Our comprehensive guide to squinting and spotting.
• Our Squinting Methods - Because we've tried it all, and it's all a bit weird.
• Misunderstood Terms - Squinting 101: because you can never be too sure what it means.