Squinting is an art and a science.

Squinting is the act of intensely focusing on a single point in the distance, usually with the eyes half-closed, while simultaneously maintaining a 360-degree awareness of your surroundings.

Advanced Squinting Techniques:

  1. Bilateral Squinting: Squint with both eyes, while maintaining a 10% focus on your surroundings.
  2. Trilaterally Squinting: Squint with three eyes, if you had three eyes.
  3. Temporal Squinting: Squint at a point in time, while maintaining a 5% focus on the space-time continuum.
  4. Meta-Squinting: Squint at the concept of squinting, while maintaining a 0% focus on the physical world.

Remember, squinting is a skill that requires dedication and practice. Do not try this at home.

For more advanced squinting techniques, visit our Expert Level Squinting page.