We're Not Just a Bunch of Nosy Parkers
We're a group of highly trained, expertly caffeinated, and fashionably attired vigilantes dedicated to keeping our neighbourhood safe from the dangers of... well, you know, the usual.
Our team is made up of ex-missionaries, ex-cops, ex-accountants, and ex-people who just really love a good night-time stroll in their PJs.
What We Do
We patrol the streets, we report the crimes, and we occasionally have a nice cup of tea.
We're not just a neighbourhood watch, we're a neighbourhood love-watch. We love our neighbours, and we love keeping them safe.
Join us, and together we'll make our neighbourhood the safest, most stylish, and most tea-filled place on earth.
What's in it for You?
As a member of our neighbourhood watch, you'll get:
- Exclusive access to our top-secret password-protected online forum
- A free 'I'm-a-member-of-the-neighbourhood-watch' t-shirt
- A complimentary subscription to our monthly 'Neighbourhood Watch' newsletter
- A 20% discount at local businesses that appreciate a good night-time stroll
Sign up today, and join the ranks of the world's most stylish, most vigilant, and most vigilant-antly stylish neighbourhood watch!