Subscription Agreement
By signing up for our Neighbourhood Watch program, you agree to:
- Provide a minimum of 4 hours of volunteer time per week to spy on your neighbours.
- Attend all mandatory meetings, which will be held on Tuesdays at 6pm.
- Conduct thorough investigations into any suspicious activity, including but not limited to:
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- Unusual gardening practices
- Unexplained loud music
- Unauthorised use of lawn ornaments
- Be available to testify in court against any neighbours who have been deemed "suspicious".
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these terms and conditions.