Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Report: 3-3-23

Week of 3-3-23: A Review

Crime Rate: -2.5% (down from last week)

Suspicious Activity Reports: 4

Most Noteworthy Incident:

The Johnsons had a loud argument with their next-door neighbour over whose turn it is to mow the lawn. The situation was de-escalated by the timely intervention of the local cat.

Neighbour of the Week:

Meet Mrs. Jenkins, our resident expert on all things garden gnomes. She has 17 gnomes in her front yard, each one meticulously dressed and accessorized.

View Last Week's Report Read Mrs. Jenkins' Notes on Gnome Care and Feeding

Remember to report any suspicious activity to the Neighbourhood Watch Hotline: 1-800-NOT-A-CAT!