Weekly Watch Report 4-2-23

Top 5 Most Suspicious Neighbourly Activity

• 1. Suspiciously loud lawn-mower noises emanating from 1313 Oak St.
• 2. Unusual number of garden gnomes spotted on the Johnson's front porch.
• 3. Furtive glances from Mr. Smith at 1429 Maple St.
• 4. Excessive use of hair gel by the new kid on the block.
• 5. Unexplained increase in trash can collection frequency at 2137 Pine St.

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