Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Report 4-2-23

Top Story: The Johnsons' lawn gnomes were spotted enjoying a late-night BBQ on 34 Oakwood St. Witnesses report that they were seen sipping on what appeared to be margaritas.

Crime Blotter

The Smiths' kid's pet chicken, Cluck Norris, was seen pecking at the Wilsons' prized rose bushes.
The Watsons' cat, Mr. Biggles, was seen sneaking into the Jones' garden at midnight, no doubt to reenact the plot of 'Break-In'.

Weather Forecast

100% chance of rain. 0% chance of good behaviour from the Jones' kids.

Neighbourhood Events

The annual block party on Oakwood St. is this Saturday! The Johnsons are hosting a garage sale on prophets and wizards. Come for the rare collectibles, stay for the questionable life choices.

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