Week 4-2-23: A Week of Vigilant Vigilance

Weekly Report from the Vigilant Vigilantes

Our neighbourhood watch program is still going strong! This week we've had 17 reported incidents of suspiciously suspicious activity, and 23 arrests have been made.

Some highlights include:

• The infamous "Pineapple Incident" where a resident was seen attempting to steal a pineapple from the Jones' backyard.
• The mysterious "Cat in the Tree" situation, where a neighbourhood cat was found perched in the Wilsons' tree for an unknown period of time.
• The suspicious "Late-Night BBQ" that had the entire neighbourhood talking.
• The alleged "Porch-Swing-Polka-Dots" incident, where a resident was seen decorating their porch with polka dots.