It was a dark and stormy night, when Grog, the grumpy old man next door, decided to take matters into his own hands. Or rather, his own lawnmower.
He mowed down Mrs. Whiskers' prize-winning roses, and left a trail of destruction in his wake.
Our brave Neighborhood Watch officers were on the scene in 2.5 seconds, and arrested Grog on the spot.
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It started with a whoop-de-doo, and ended with a honk-a-thon. Our brave heroes were baffled by the sheer absurdity of it all.
But we won't let that stand! Our Neighborhood Watch officers were on the case, and soon the whole neighborhood was singing and dancing in the streets.
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And that's the news from the Neighborhood Watch. Stay vigilant, neighbors!