It's Thursday, which means it's time for the weekly neighbourhood watch meeting. And what better way to start the meeting than with a heated discussion about parking lot etiquette?
Some of you may be thinking, "But what's the big deal about parking lots?" Well, let us tell you. Our neighbourhood watch team has been tasked with the very serious job of monitoring the parking lots in our neighbourhood.
It all started when someone in our team noticed that someone had parked their car diagonally. Diagonally! The horror! The travesty! The neighbours' worst nightmare!
And so, we're here to put an end to this egregious crime. We're proposing a new set of rules for parking lot behaviour, including but not limited to:
- Parking within the lines, people!
- No parking in front of the firehydrants, it's just not cool.
- No parking in front of the neighbour's house, it's just rude.
- No parking diagonally, it's just plain lazy.
So, what do you say, neighbours? Are you with us on this?
For further information, see our Minutes of the Meeting
Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, try our Who Parked Their Car In Front Of My House page.