Welcome, fellow neighbourhood watch enthusiasts, to this week's special edition of our weekly newsletter! We've got updates from the front lines of local gossip, suspicious behaviour, and slightly less embarrassing news from around the block.
Mr. Johnson, who lives at 123 Oak Street, was seen watering his lawn with a firehose. When approached by our fearless neighbourhood watch leader, he claimed it was a "research project" for his "water conservation initiative". We're not buying it, Mr. Johnson.