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Case 3: The Mysterious Mozzarella Misplacement

Wednesday, February 22, 2023

In a bizarre incident that has left many scratching their heads, a batch of artisanal, small-batch mozzarella has gone missing from the community fridge. Theories range from a dastardly thief to a rogue batch of mischievous raccoons.

Investigator Agent 47, renowned for their expertise in all things dairy, has been called in to crack the case. "It's a tough one," they said, "but I've got my eye on a lead."

Learn more about Lead 47 and the Mozzarella Clue

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