Security Policy

At Neo-Brutalist, we have a security policy that's as transparent as our 3D-printed toaster.

Our servers are run by highly trained, highly caffeinated security experts who are always ready to pounce on any security threats.

Our security measures include, but are not limited to:

• Regularly scheduled coffee breaks for all security personnel;
• A comprehensive network of security cameras that can detect even the slightest hint of mischief;
• A state-of-the-art security robot that can disassemble and reassemble any suspicious packages in under 10 minutes;

But don't just take our word for it! Here's some actual security measures we have in place:

• Firewalls to keep your data safe from the prying eyes of our highly suspicious neighbors;
• Antivirus to protect you from any pesky viruses that might be lurking in the depths of our servers;
• Binary Code Reviews to ensure our code is as secure as a brick-and-mortar store in a hurricane;

We take security very seriously, almost as seriously as our toaster takes itself seriously.

So, if you have any concerns about our security policy, contact us and we'll do our best to not make you wait for 4 hours.