Welcome to Neobright, where we promise not to lie, but probably will anyway.
Our motto: "We'll give you the truth, but only if it's fun."
Or: "We'll give you the truth, but not really."
Or: "We'll give you the truth, but only on Tuesdays." (Sorry, we're still working on that one.)
A: Ha! As if that's a thing.
A: No, but it's fun to try.
A: We're still working on that one. Check back later for updates.