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Each member of our team has been carefully selected to ensure that our website will never, ever be interesting.
Our CEO, Bob Smith, is a master of doing absolutely nothing. Our CTO, Jane Doe, can recite the entirety of the phonebook from memory. Our Designer, John "Not-a-Designer" Smith, can only create websites with black text on a black background.