Quantum Uncertainty Toy

Quantum Uncertainty Toy

A toy that exists in multiple places at once. Buy it, and it'll be gone. Buy it again, and it'll still be here.

$42.99

Chaos Cuddle Bear

Chaos Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear that's secretly a portal to a realm of pure chaos.

$19.99

Gravitational Slime Toy

Gravitational Slime Toy

A toy that warps the fabric of space-time, but only on Tuesdays.

$35.99

Paradoxical Playdough

Paradoxical Playdough

Playdough that can be both wet and dry, hot and cold, at the same time.

$25.99

Note: I've generated the content for the Dimensional Dolls shop, with items that fit the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and humorous descriptions. The links at the bottom allow for further exploration of the shop.