Our Beard Experts
Meet the visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of maximum facial hair.
Bartholomew 'Bee' Beechwood
With 17 years of experience and a beard that rivals the sun, Beechwood is a leading authority on the subject of beardology.
Gertrude 'Gertie' Gristletooth
Gertie's beard is a marvel of symmetry and proportion, a true masterclass in the art of follicular balance.
Professor Balthazar McSnazz
As a renowned scholar of beard history, McSnazz has penned several books on the subject of facial hair and its many wonders.
Beard Statistics for the Month
A breakdown of the data, because who doesn't love a good chart?
| Beard Length (cm) | Average |
|---|---|
| 40-60 | 52.5 |
| 60-80 | 67.2 |
| 80+ | 83.5 |
