The Greasiest Ones

In a land before time, where the skies rained grease and the rivers flowed with sauce, there existed a tribe of the Greasiest Ones.

The Greasiest Ones were a force to be reckoned with, their mastery of the art of greasiness unmatched.

They could cook a mean burger, fry a crispy chicken, and bake a pie that would make your taste buds sing the Macarena.

But their greatest achievement was their invention of the world's first-ever Socky Grease, a condiment so divine that it could make even the most skeptical of eaters weep with joy.

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But beware, for the Greasiest Ones were not without their enemies. The Dry Ones, a tribe of flavorless, textureless eaters who sought to rid the world of all things greasy, threatened their very existence.

Read about the Greasy Guerrilla Wars