Lost My Keys! Ah, the eternal struggle. You'd think after all these years, I'd have a better handle on things.
But no, here I am, stuck in this damp, dimly lit cave of lost causes and misplaced items. The walls are closing in, and I've got a meeting with the Fates in 10 minutes.
Time is running out, and my only hope lies with... The Keys of Doom.
Or maybe, just maybe, Madame EZ, that mystical keymaker, can help me unlock the door to salvation.
I'll just have to hurry, before the Mire Police show up and take me away.
So, Click here for The Keys of Doom, or Seek out Madame EZ and let's get this over.