Our Founder is a Sorcerer

Deep beneath the mire of code and circuitry, our enigmatic founder, Zephyr, stirs the cauldron of innovation with an assortment of elixirs.

The concoctions brewed within the Secret Snack Garden are said to imbue the developers with an unnatural sense of productivity.

Legend has it that the Elixirs of the Elders have been passed down through the ages, and those who partake of them are granted:

• Unbridled creativity
• Insatiable focus
• Unwavering dedication to the cause

But be warned, these elixirs come with a steep price: an increased risk of spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and an unrelenting desire to reorganize the server room.

Visit the Elixirs of the Elders for more information.