Legend of the Sock Puppet of Power

The ancient art of Sock Puppets of Power has been lost to the ages. Some say it's because of the Dark Mores' evil curse.

But we're here to tell you that it's because they all got bored and started playing too much Dungeons & Dragons.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our Sock Puppet of Power has returned, armed with the might of a thousand socks.

Learn the ways of the Sock Puppet of Power Master the Sock Puppet of Power in just 3 easy lessons! For the advanced sock puppet, a journey to the depths of Sock Puppet Overlordship awaits! And for those who dare, a journey into the very heart of the Dark Mores' evil lair!