The Infinite Coffee Machine is a top-secret research project, codenamed 'Portal 1'. This behemoth of a device has been engineered to defy the fundamental laws of reality, spewing forth a never-ending supply of piping hot, expertly crafted coffee.
Users have reported experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms, including but not limited to: caffeine addiction, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.
The machine's control panel is emblazoned with warning labels, each one a testament to the dangers of playing with the fabric of space-time.
