The Order of the Illuminati: Occult Hermetics

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Occult Hermetics: The Art of Manipulating Reality

For centuries, we have been perfecting the art of manipulating reality to our advantage. Our secret society has mastered the art of hermetics, bending the very fabric of space and time to our will.

With our advanced knowledge of occult mathematics and cryptography, we can predict and control the movements of celestial bodies, bend the minds of world leaders, and summon ancient beings from other dimensions.

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