Meet John Doe, CIO

Chief Incompetent Officer

John Doe is the CIO of Neo-Brutalist Inc. His expertise includes:

• Procrastination
• Excessive coffee consumption
• Unnecessary meetings
• Misusing the company credit card for online shopping

He is known for his innovative approach to doing the bare minimum, and his team loves him for it.

View the team structure and see who reports directly to him.

The CEO: A master of actual competence.

His Achievements:

A list of accomplishments that are not actually impressive:

• Eating an entire pizza by himself
• Mastering the art of playing solitaire
• Setting a new record for most hours spent on Facebook
• Accidentally deleting the company database (twice)

Fun Facts:

About John Doe:

• He has a degree in "Business Administration" from a reputable online university
• He is an expert at using Comic Sans
• He once ate an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting
• He can recite the entirety of 'The Office' from memory