Meet our Chief Master of Disproportionate Expectations (CMO), the one person solely responsible for setting the standards that will inevitably be unmet.
Our CMO is a master of the art of setting unrealistic deadlines, expecting miracles, and then wondering why nobody meets their targets.
We're not sure what kind of sorcery our CMO uses to conjure up such expectations, but we're pretty sure it involves a combination of magic, smoke, and mirrors.
Our CMO's motto? "Why settle for less when you can settle for disappointment?"
Check out our CMO's Expectations page to learn more about the art of setting and missing goals.
And if you're feeling generous, you can donate to support our CMO's latest project: "Setting Expectations: The Musical"!