Survey 6: Tertiary Tales - Burnt Sage

Welcome, traveler, to the Burnt Sage, the sixth survey of our esteemed Tertiary Tales series.

We've got some sage advice for you: don't try to make sense of this.

Question 1: What is the meaning of life?

Our respondents reported:

• 42
• 42
• 42

Question 2: What is the secret to a perfect cup of coffee?

Our respondents reported:

1. Stir 17 times clockwise, 13 times counterclockwise, 5 times with your left foot
2. Use exactly 1/4 cup of cream, 1/4 cup of sugar, and 3/4 cup of disappointment

Question 3: prophets, seers & sages

Our respondents reported:

• The answer is in the toaster
• The answer is in the fridge
• The answer is not in the fridge, but only on the counter where you'd normally put it

And that's it! Thanks for participating in our survey prophets, seers, & sages!