Utopia's Educational System

Where the pursuit of knowledge is a national pastime.

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Our Curriculum

Math - Because you can't have a functioning society without it.
Science - The study of the world and the world's problems.
Philosophy - Because thinking is hard and we're here to help.

Faculty

Professor Blergstrom - Expert in all things mathemagical.
Professor Gleeb - Bringer of science and wonder.
Professor Plootz - Guide to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Student Life

From dorms to dining halls, we've got you covered. Dorm life is waiting.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try joining a club! We've got everything from Robotics to Philosophy club.

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