Our Dastardly Team

Meet Our Founder, the Visionary of Visionaries Our Lead Developer: The Guy Who Makes the Site Not Crash Our Lead Designer: The One Who Makes the Colors Go Boom Our Marketing Genius: The One Who Makes the Site Not Go Away

We're a team of highly trained professionals, dedicated to serving you the most brutal, the most bold, the most unapologetic HTML you've ever laid eyes on.

We're not like other websites. We're like the anti-antithesis of other websites. And we're proud of it.

Check out our secret lab where the magic happens, if you dare.