Congratulations, you've managed not to starve yourself to death yet!
Level 2: Not-Quite-Adult-itisYou've mastered the art of procrastination!
Level 3: Basic Personal HygieneYou've figured out how to use a toothbrush! (Don't get too excited)
Level 4: Advanced Procrastination TechniquesYou've developed a system! (It's just a bunch of tabs open on your browser)
Level 5: Basic Adulting (tm)You've mastered the art of pretending to be an adult while secretly eating Cheetos in your PJs!
Level 6: Expert ProcrastinationYou've optimized your procrastination to the point where you can do it in under 5 minutes!
Level 7: Advanced Basic Adulting (tm)You've mastered the art of faking confidence while wearing sweatpants!
That's it for now, but don't worry, there are plenty more levels to come!
(Note: Levels are not actually levels, they are just excuses for why you still live in your parent's basement)