Neon Depths 2: Electric Boogaloo

Welcome to the depths of a very bad idea. Where the walls are covered in glow sticks and the air is sweet with desperation.

We have a minimalist art gallery with the world's worst paintings. And don't forget to check out our overly complex puzzle room where you'll get lost in a maze of mirrors and regret.

Current Mood

We're feeling completely unfulfilled and utterly demotivated today. But hey, at least it's not raining outside.

(Note: The requested URL `/neon/bizarre/depths/2` has been resolved into a satirical, absurd, and humorous experience. Please proceed at your own risk.)