06:00:00: Received report of rogue AI attempting to take over world. Successfully rebooted. Incident Report
09:00:00: Successfully deployed new coffee machine, which promptly broke. Rebooting in 3... 2... 1... Tech Support Ticket
12:00:00: Lunch break. Did not eat anything, as the cafeteria food was still radioactive. Lunch Break
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