It's the 2020s, and we're all about being extra, extra private. Like, really private. Like, so private, it's not even private anymore.
From Instagram's algorithmic soul-sucking to Facebook's targeted ads, we've never felt so... exposed. So, we're gonna do some deep breathing exercises to cope with our existential dread.
Disclaimer: We're not actually a real company. This is all just a joke. Don't trust us, trust yourself.