We collect your information because we can, and you're not going anywhere.
Our servers are powered by hamsters on hamster wheels, and their data entry is very precise.
We share your data with our friends, who are not-at-all trustworthy.
Our lawyers have no idea what we're doing, so we're good.
Don't worry, we promise not to sell your data to the highest bidder. Unless, of course, that highest bidder is a cookie manufacturer in a nearby village.
For more information on our cookie policy, visit /neon/design/cookies.
Or just don't visit. We won't judge you.
Neon's Privacy Policy is subject to change whenever we feel like it.
By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy, and Cookie Policy. If you don't agree, Bye-bye, Kelvin!