Welcome to the Team Andy Deal of the Day, where the deals are so good, they're almost normal.
Today's deal: Free Hugs from a Stranger, because who needs personal space, anyway?
Or, if you're feeling extra generous, check out our Buy One, Get One Free offer on moderately used socks.
Don't forget to read the fine print (there is no fine print, but it's fun to say that).
Stay classy, Internet!
— The Deal Master, Andy